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good looks

The first new colour in a while reminds you of Easter

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Now, if you are still here, let’s open up your mind.

It’s common to think of colour as a spectrum, as a line that starts at red and ends at violet. It’s also common to think, or to believe, that every colour is a wavelength of light somewhere on that spectrum.

That’s incorrect thinking. Many colours that you know and can name are created in your brain by combinations of light of different wavelengths. You may know a few of them as white, brown, pink, or olive. You may have your own personal names for some.

What you're learning today is that colours are far too plentiful to fit on a line, too plentiful to fit on a plane, too plentiful even to fit in a 3D space. They have character and notes, and in that sense are more like scents than your senses would have you think. They are plentiful. A tiny few are wavelengths. Most are not. Most are made by their relations and interactions with each other. Many more are made by their relations with you. And as you open your mind, if you work at it, you will to begin to see colours you have never even imagined.

I did a lot of posts about brain colours three years ago. These are all in the good looks category, where this post is too. In the coming weeks and months, that category will expand with new shades to see and new ways of seeing them. There will be a lot of animations and squinting. That’s fine. You enjoy having your mind opened and you enjoy seeing things you have never seen. The alternative, the pantone colour of the year, looks like poo in a sundae glass.

Now. You are going to see a colour that is both purplish and yellowish and nothing like the poo sundae you would get if you mixed purple and yellow paint. This colour has the mood of springtime and crocuses, the gentle pastel softness of easter candy, the shimmer of silk.

The following instructions will be easiest to follow on a phone.

Get your face close to the blinking squares below, and allow your eyes to unfocus. Get a bit double-visiony. The x in the centre of each square will become two’s. Allow the two inner x’s to drift toward each other and overlap, becoming a single x. Then hold your gaze and notice the colour you’re beginning to see.

It will at first remind you of iridescent cloth, the shiny kind which looks purple until sunlight catches a fold, and which there, on the fold, looks gold. Then you will feel, and see, the two shades merging, becoming something single and new and, before now, unimaginable.

Stare long enough to make a memory. You will realize you can picture this new colour in your mind, at will, with no flashing squares. You will never see it in nature. It is unpaintable. But now you have seen it, and it is yours.

The next set of squares does the same thing but flickers at 24 frames per second. Depending on your personal level of irritability, you may find the faster animation makes the new colour easier to see. You may also find it harshes your mellow.

A yellow square and a purple square, each with a small x in the centre. They switch colours 24 times a second

I call this colour crocus. I don’t care what you call it. I hope you’ll see it and think of it frequently. Spring is coming.

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advisories

Attention all you hoseclamps

I loved twitter so much you have no idea. Twitter gave us the King's Hand and good dril posts, and, most importantly, it gave us good Jeet Heer dunks and essays about Jack Kirby.

Jeet is still on twitter but I'm hoping he'll type himself into a search engine, and read this, and reconsider. Jeet: hi!

Today I erased my twitter account because having a twitter account is now the lite version of driving a tesla, which is pretty much c'mon you know what it signifies and no you don't need me to spell it out.

Anyway, fuck that guy. In the ear. With a wire brush.

But you: I still love you. Deeply. Let's do posts that add up to more than a hill of beans in this crazy world.

Let's post a mountain of beans, good beans that nourish and have a good snap to the bite.

I love you.

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dialogues

Talking war with T rex

Me: Yo T rex team Russia or team Ukraine.

T rex: You ask a lot of stupid questions but this one, gosh. You aim your ice cream cone for your mouth and hit your eye a lot, don’t you.

Me: Well are you on the side of justice or the side of non justice.

T rex: War is about power not justice. I just hope the monsters lose.

Me: You could personally pass for a monster.

T rex: ...

Me: I invented a new kind of rainbow.

T rex: ...

Me: Wanna see?

T rex: No.

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questions

Why not surrender to the VHS static

If you rewind the tape to this exact fractional frame, to the instant where the door in the upper left corner of the screen begins to open, the flickering yellow line that just rolled from top to bottom does not roll the same way it did on the previous viewing.

The important thing to understand is the static is non deterministic.

The flickering yellow line is non deterministic. This is a VHS tape not software. Software also is non deterministic. Nothing deterministic deserves to be called software.

Watch this tape again and you will see the same big picture. But every dot, every shimmer, every brightening and dimming will be new, unfamiliar, original.

Is it even the same big picture, when every little part of its many little parts is different?

Is the door in the upper left corner even a door anymore?

Is the door closed now?

Have you missed your chance?

Is there even hope?

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dialogues

Talking posts with T rex

Me: Yo T rex how frequently do you post

T rex: On the computer?

Me: No, on the internet

T rex: Nobody likes a pedant

Me: Nobody likes a scold

T rex: Sorry

Me: What if we let go of the past and dance together into the future?

T rex: Yes, my friend. Yes

Me: OK.

T rex: I'm glad we're friends through all this.

Me: Me too, let's dance

T rex: Yeah it's dance time

Me:

T rex:

Me: À la main left

T rex:

Me:

T rex: hm

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fair dealings plagiarisms

Well the heads

Ian Astbury
Alberto Cabello from Vitoria-Gasteiz, Spain, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Well the Texas sun
Makes my back burn
And the words that wrong
Make my back, makes my cat wrong

The sparkle in your eyes
Focus my mind
And the sparkle in your eyes
In fact in my mind, glow ’round the edge of my mind

I’m sure this fur in your mind is
Sanctuary
I’m sure this purr in your mind
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I’m sure this sparkle will
Stop sparkling
I’m sure this sparkle will
Stop talking

And the world
The sparkle still talking
And the talk
The sparkle talking in
And it talk and it talk and it talk and it talk and it talk and it talk and it talk and i i t a nd it ta l an d it ta l aaal aaala la llll l llll l lllllll

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advisories

The VHS static is leaking out of the VHS

VHS static
Rollcloud, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Today you tried to see brain red without the aid of a bluegreen circle on a computer screen. You simply stared at something that was bluegreen, and you waited for your retinas to tire out. You stared at barbicide.

You stared and you realized what you always realize, when you try to stare.

You re-realized that your powers of concentration are feeble and that your self, your awake awareness, your inner agent that calls itself “I,” is tiny. Your “I” could fit on a camera card from the 90s and this re-proved it. Your “I” couldn’t hold itself centred on the barbicide.

No, your “I” drifted to the edges, was drawn in and trapped by the fringing glittery colours you could not name in the negative space framing the barbicide. In that trap, in the static and the shimmer of something that was not there but which there’s no denying you saw, there were eyes.

They looked back. They met your gaze. Unlike you, they had the strength to stare. Still have.

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dialogues

Talking wordle with T rex

T rex
myfavoritedinosaur.com and LadyofHats, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Me: Yo T rex what’s your start word on wordle.

T rex: BITER.

Me: Wow, basic. That’s like being a lawyer and having plates on your BMW that say ATRNY.

T rex: It has two great vowels and two great consonants and it begins with a leap of faith. It would be a beautiful, wise, artful first word even if I had no teeth and a weak jaw.

Me: Come on that is basic as hell.

T rex: It serves me well. I got KNOLL on my second guess when BITER got zero greenyellows.

Me: It took me five guesses.

T rex: Well knoll was tough.

Me: Still.

T rex: What was your first guess.

Me: ...

T rex: ...

Me: ...

T rex: It was penis wasn’t it.

Me: ...

T rex: I would help you with that, but.

Me: ...

T rex: You know.

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dialogues

Talking VHS static with T rex

T rex
Durbed, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Me: Yo T rex ever noticed that the static in a paused VHS image never pauses?

T rex: Well how could you not. It thrums and flickers unrelentingly. It moves when it shouldn’t.

Me: What makes it move? The tape is stopped.

T rex: It’s stopped spooling and unspooling, true. But the playback head keeps rotating, touching a thin sliver of the tape, picking up both a fraction of a frame and the ambient energy of nearby spirits.

Me: Spirits or demons.

T rex: Depends how good you are at making friends with spirits.

Me: Can you hear them talking to you through the static?

T rex: If you’re asking, that’s a sign you hear them and you want reassurance. I have none. If they speak to you through the VHS static, and if you listen, the choice is yours. Do as they ask or don’t. Perform the rituals they command or don’t. Collect the stones and feathers and fruit and bones they ask you to or don’t. Sharpen the knife they ask you to or don’t. Make the incision they request or don’t.

Me: Thank you for your honesty. Hard truths can be hard to hear.

T rex: Drink the juice of the wound or don’t.

Me: How about we put the movie back on.

T rex: Dab the juice of the wound on your cheeks and chest and belly or don’t.

Me: Movie?

T rex: OK.

Me: Can you push play?

T rex: ...

Me: ...

T rex: Some times I don’t want to be your friend any more.

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advisories

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