Me: Yo T rex what’s your start word on wordle.
T rex: BITER.
Me: Wow, basic. That’s like being a lawyer and having plates on your BMW that say ATRNY.
T rex: It has two great vowels and two great consonants and it begins with a leap of faith. It would be a beautiful, wise, artful first word even if I had no teeth and a weak jaw.
Me: Come on that is basic as hell.
T rex: It serves me well. I got KNOLL on my second guess when BITER got zero greenyellows.
Me: It took me five guesses.
T rex: Well knoll was tough.
T rex: What was your first guess.
T rex: ...
T rex: It was penis wasn’t it.
T rex: I would help you with that, but.
T rex: You know.