Probably it tastes blue. Blue like twelve bars. Blue like Joni Mitchell. Blue like Gershwin. Blue like Miles Davis, kind of.

Blue like ritual. Blue like Windex. Blue like ammonia, which is not even blue but smells like Windex, which makes it brain blue, which is bluer than if it were actually blue anyhow.

Maybe barbicide is salty, a little. Maybe it's seawater flavoured pickle juice.

Maybe it tastes like more. Maybe let's all have another sip.