Stop drinking barbicide

It doesn’t only kill barbers.

It kills other salon professionals.

Barbers and salon professionals never drink barbicide. They know it tastes bad and they know it's poison.

Can you even imagine the glow of brain barbicide.

It will be as golden as any experience you've had.

Please, feel free to relax into the experience. Enjoy it. Do not notice that we're watching.

Do not notice as we watch your eyes.

Do not.