Me: Yo T rex what does kindness cost?
T rex: Nothing, my friend. Kindness is free, and moreover kindness brings bountiful rewards. It’s like a magic penny. Lend it or spend it and you’ll have so many, they’ll roll all over the floor.
Me: You might be thinking of love. Love is like a magic penny. We’re talking about kindness.
T rex: What kindness is greater than love?
Me: Encouragement, maybe. Saying well done and I believe in you and you got this.
T rex: That really is the greatest love of all.
Me: No that’s learning to love yourself.
T rex: Talkin bout love. Love removal. Love removal machine.
Me: That was very good. Well done. You sounded just like the guy from the band.
T rex: Gosh, thank you.
Me: High five!
T rex: ...
T rex: Really?