Me: Yo T rex team Russia or team Ukraine.

T rex: You ask a lot of stupid questions but this one, gosh. You aim your ice cream cone for your mouth and hit your eye a lot, don’t you.

Me: Well are you on the side of justice or the side of non justice.

T rex: War is about power not justice. I just hope the monsters lose.

Me: You could personally pass for a monster.

T rex: ...

Me: I invented a new kind of rainbow.

T rex: ...

Me: Wanna see?

T rex: No.